Hark, good sir! Fetch me an ale!

Aug 10, 2017 ... ... say, I'd do anything Miss Ella Brennan told me to. Martin and Lally Brennan were part of Tales of the Cocktail 15 years ago when it was just ... bartender says "hey, your pants are down!" If you're going to do nothing at ... The barman says: "I said no." The duck says: "Have you got any bread?" The answer will shock you! How long should a celebration be? I reckon about yay long. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill." Ever ... He looks in it, nods his head, and says, 'Yep, that's me.' A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, “Why are ... Jun 16, 2021 ... They're trying to name what they think is wrong with him. “That's part of the joke,” I explain. “So the bartender sighs and says, 'No, we don't ... Apr 8, 2024 ... For instance, “What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.” • In February 2024, Erica helped clients get the most out of ... DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT the duck that went into a bar, jumped up on a ... bartender said no, and the duck left.The next day, the duck returned and ... Jun 2, 2021 ... I wonder why "Put it on my bill" is funny. Q: What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? A: "Put it on my bill." Mar 16, 2015 ... ... will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartender says no. I've even had fellow inmates who've done vastly more time than me chortle and snicker upon hearing me casually speak one or more of these phrases, usually ...