A chilling thirst... for a cold one!

May 24, 2024 ... What did the duck say to the bartender? “Put it on my bill.” How do you get down off a horse? To get a new bill. Quack Puns ... DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT the duck that went into a bar, jumped up on a ... bartender said no, and the duck left.The next day, the duck returned and ... Dec 7, 2016 ... “As bartenders, we are in positions of great importance when it comes to cutting off an overly inebriated guest,” says Rob McShea, owner and ... May 20, 2016 ... What did the family of bikes say when they fell over? They were TIREd. What do you call it when batman leaves religion? Christian Bale. Nov 2, 2022 ... “Like, I used to know Tiger Woods' favorite drink was the Duck Fart. I can't put that on the menu. But that's what he likes to drink. And then, ... The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck." A drunk walks into a bar ... Dec 10, 2014 ... “Do me a favor,” the bartender says. “It'd be nice for me to get ... “When I was a younger duck,” he says, “I lived in a large city on ... Sep 20, 2012 ... The next day, the duck returns and says, “Got any grapes?” Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never ... A duck sits down at a bar orders a drink and lights a smoke. "Man what a day" the duck says. Bartender just stares at him and slowly says "Hey aren't you a ... My daughter from NYC said it was the best prepared duck she ever had. We ... Bartender was friendly, decor was nice and it's right in downtown Wakefield.