Splish splash, I was takin' a bath... now I need a drink!

Apr 22, 2024 ... Meet Jo Drew, bartender at Odd Duck. They're the colorful reason you ... I say, “Here are the plates we've traveled around and seen and ... May 20, 2016 ... What did the family of bikes say when they fell over? They were TIREd. What do you call it when batman leaves religion? Christian Bale. Jan 10, 2015 ... How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family. A duck walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "What's your poison?" And the duck said ... The bartender says, “No, I don't have any duck food, and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your little webbed feet to the bar.” The next day, the duck ... Aug 22, 2024 ... The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If ... Jul 5, 2009 ... TYMAN said: Not bartenders, but my favorite bar-service folks are Desmond (Viking or Schooner), Benny (Viking) and Roger (pool area). Almost ... Jun 16, 2021 ... They're trying to name what they think is wrong with him. “That's part of the joke,” I explain. “So the bartender sighs and says, 'No, we don't ... A duck sits down at a bar orders a drink and lights a smoke. "Man what a day" the duck says. Bartender just stares at him and slowly says "Hey aren't you a ... "Certainly, sorry about that" says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way ... Feb 18, 2025 ... “No,” the bartender says, “Like I said, I can make you a drink.” “No, thank you,” says the duck. The next day, the duck returns, asking for more ...