Give me your grog!

Dec 10, 2014 ... “Do me a favor,” the bartender says. “It'd be nice for me to get ... “When I was a younger duck,” he says, “I lived in a large city on ... Sep 17, 2016 ... Generally, at these kinds of press events, a celebrity might duck ... Like all things with Murray, it was difficult to tell whether one was ... He looks in it, nods his head, and says, 'Yep, that's me.' A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, “Why are ... Oct 10, 2023 ... ... will nail your beak to the bar top." The duck says "Do you have any nails?" The Bartender says "No, this is a bar" To which the duck asks ... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?" ----- Minnetonka, MN Jesus does hand farts when he prays for me. RE: . Dec 6, 2002 ... A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high-balls are on me." If ... A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon ... Feb 23, 2017 ... The cause was a heart attack, said his longtime friend and co-worker from the Black Duck... Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... Nov 2, 2022 ... “Like, I used to know Tiger Woods' favorite drink was the Duck Fart. I can't put that on the menu. But that's what he likes to drink. And then, ... Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ...