Game on... but first, water!

It's a duck.” Bartender says, “I was TALKING to the duck!” My humble attempt at a variation: A FARMER (not just a guy now) walks into a bar with a penguin. Sep 12, 2001 ... Got any crackers?" This duck walks into a bar, and the bartender looks at her and says, "Hey, buddy, your pants are down around your ankles ... Oct 10, 2013 ... Citizen Radio's Ninja Kevin opens up about a dark time in his life, and what he did to get better. And then there's the story about the duck. May 2, 2007 ... If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck... Bernal Heights, SF, CA ... do or say. Whether it is to tell a joke and be cheery, or leave ... Dec 7, 2016 ... “As bartenders, we are in positions of great importance when it comes to cutting off an overly inebriated guest,” says Rob McShea, owner and ... What goes "quick quick"? A duck with the hiccups. What did the duck say to the bartender when he bought his friend a drink ... Apr 22, 2020 ... Said to have originated in a bar in Alaska on a slow night when the ... How Do You Make a Duck Fart Drink? Here's how easy this is ... My daughter from NYC said it was the best prepared duck she ever had. We ... Bartender was friendly, decor was nice and it's right in downtown Wakefield. Dec 10, 2014 ... “Do me a favor,” the bartender says. “It'd be nice for me to get ... “When I was a younger duck,” he says, “I lived in a large city on ... Mar 12, 2014 ... "Indeed they do" says the bartender. "They call it the Big Top." "Pardon my ignorance Mr, Bartender but why the fuck does a circus in a tent ...