Full speed ahead... to refreshment! What did the duck say to the bartender?

May 5, 2012 ... The bartender gushed over it (figuratively), and I wholly agreed with his appraisal. You can tell the bartenders are not only proud of their ... What did you think it was, a large diamond duck ring? I think my mother has one in the shape of a squirrel. Note that I did not say,”I love the purse.” What ... So two ducks are sitting in a bathtub. The first duck asks, "Would you pass the soap," and the other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?". Sep 30, 2024 ... Lets just say bartenders are possessive, territorial and on edge. 3 ... If you do, prepare to duck when we throw chunks of ice at you. Aug 14, 2008 ... A duck, a blonde, a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, a minister and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey, what is this, some kinda joke?" ... Jun 16, 2021 ... They're trying to name what they think is wrong with him. “That's part of the joke,” I explain. “So the bartender sighs and says, 'No, we don't ... DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT the duck that went into a bar, jumped up on a ... bartender said no, and the duck left.The next day, the duck returned and ... Mar 29, 2024 ... (How do they milk a duck?!) I thought a pletzel was a portmanteau ... We also ordered the Spätzle special (say that six times fast) with meat — I ... May 20, 2016 ... What did the family of bikes say when they fell over? They were TIREd. What do you call it when batman leaves religion? Christian Bale. Feb 18, 2019 ... “A Clint?” says the bartender. The man reaches into his pocket and ... “Sure did,” said Clint. “He was devoted to the Reagans ...