Do you have a stage? What did the duck say to the bartender?

Zuko: What did the turtle-duck say to the bartender? Katara: ...I don't know. Zuko: Put it on my bill. Katara: That's terrible. Zuko: Yeah, but you still ... Apr 27, 2016 ... The bartender, to start with—he looked as if he had never been exposed to daylight. He didn't say much, either, but he didn't have to. There was ... Jan 22, 2021 ... Duck waddled in again the next day, hops up on the barstool and asks "do you have any nails? Bartender says no they don't. Wait for it.... Duck ... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?" ----- Minnetonka, MN Jesus does hand farts when he prays for me. RE: . May 20, 2016 ... What did the family of bikes say when they fell over? They were TIREd. What do you call it when batman leaves religion? Christian Bale. Jan 21, 2022 ... He says, “Mommy. What does the scarecrow say to the pigeon?” I tell him I don't know. “'Just leave me alone.'” I tell him I don't think ... Feb 18, 2025 ... “No,” the bartender says, “Like I said, I can make you a drink.” “No, thank you,” says the duck. The next day, the duck returns, asking for more ... So this is one of about a dozen bartenders that I interviewed, all anonymously. Ira Glass. When she says a key, she means like--. Sean Cole. Like a house key. May 5, 2012 ... The bartender gushed over it (figuratively), and I wholly agreed with his appraisal. You can tell the bartenders are not only proud of their ... Jan 24, 2024 ... Three ducks walk into a bar... "Say, what's your name?", the bartender asks the first duck. "Huey." was the reply. "How's your day been, ...