Spare some change? What did the duck say to the bartender?

Sep 22, 2010 ... Naturally the publican was somewhat taken aback and said “You're a duck. ... The bartender says, “Where did you get that?” The frog answers ... Apr 27, 2016 ... The bartender, to start with—he looked as if he had never been exposed to daylight. He didn't say much, either, but he didn't have to. There was ... The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here. “Helium ... What does a subatomic duck say? Quark! Back to top. Astronomy jokes. If you're ... May 17, 2015 ... Why did I believe the things you said to me? Why am I being punished ... Don has been smug about Duck, and has kept him at a distance — so much so ... Dec 7, 2016 ... “As bartenders, we are in positions of great importance when it comes to cutting off an overly inebriated guest,” says Rob McShea, owner and ... Aug 14, 2008 ... A duck, a blonde, a Catholic Priest, a Rabbi, a minister and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says "hey, what is this, some kinda joke?" ... The answer will shock you! How long should a celebration be? I reckon about yay long. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill." Ever ... Sep 17, 2016 ... Generally, at these kinds of press events, a celebrity might duck ... Like all things with Murray, it was difficult to tell whether one was ... Mar 21, 2025 ... Jaap: Can you tell us your grandfather's name. Kirk: My grandfather was Dr. Patrick E. Kane. And like I say, his father was a mining ... Apr 23, 2013 ... Bartender says "I was talkin' to the parrot". (turns out it's maybe ... "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks'," says bartender. "So, did ...